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*Lesson 5** **
> > A turkey was chatting with a bull.
> > 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the
> > turkey,
> > 'but I haven't got the energy.'
> > 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the
> > bull.
> > They're packed with nutrients.'
> > The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
> > enough
> > strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
> > The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
> > branch.
> > Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the
> > top of
> > the tree.*
> > *He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
> > Moral of the story:
> > **Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..*