Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping
> This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford :
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> Dear Mrs. Murray,
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> While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty
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> Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and
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> your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
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> Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our
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> surveillance cameras:
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> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
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> trolleys when they weren't looking.
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> 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
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> intervals.
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> 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine
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> products aisle.
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> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
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> 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
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> 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
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> 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told
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> shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor
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> gas stove.
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> 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he
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> began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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> 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,
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> picked his nose, and ate it.
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> 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
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> Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants
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> were.
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> 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
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> Mission Impossible' theme.
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> 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look'
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> using different size funnels.
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> 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled
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> 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
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> 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed
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> the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'
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> And; last, but not least:
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> 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while;
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> then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
