A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.
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> This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
> They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
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> The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her
eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit
and lets out a dainty fart.
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> It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she
even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at
the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather
stern voice, 'Skippy!'.
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> The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her
face.
> A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer
rrrrrip.
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> The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Dammit Skippy!' Once
again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had
to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let a
fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
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> Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
'Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!
