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Author Topic: Well as Its near Xmas  (Read 1419 times)

fido

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Well as Its near Xmas
« on: October 04, 2008, 08:42:36 AM »

 A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.
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>   This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
 
>   They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
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>   The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her
eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit
and lets out a dainty fart.
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>   It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.  Before she
even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at
the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather
stern voice, 'Skippy!'.
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>   The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her
face.
>   A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer
rrrrrip.
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>   The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Dammit Skippy!'  Once
again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had
to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.  She let a
fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
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>   Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
'Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!
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truescot

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Re: Well as Its near Xmas
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2008, 09:55:06 AM »



It must be offiially close to christmas too, they put up the christmas lights in the streets around my work on thursday  :icon_scratch:
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ANN

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Re: Well as Its near Xmas
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2008, 11:39:43 AM »

Superb
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