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[MajicKwak]

After having dug to a depth of 1000 feet last year, Scottish scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more
than
1000 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English
scientists dug to a depth of 2000 feet and shortly after headlines in
the UK
newspapers read: English archaeologists have found traces of 2000 year
old
fibre-optic cable and have concluded that their ancestors already had an
advanced high-tech digital communications network a thousand years
earlier
than the Scots.

One week later, Irish newspapers reported the following:
After digging as deep as 5000 feet in a County Mayo bog, Irish
scientists
have found absolutely nothing. They, therefore, have concluded that 5000
years ago, the pikeys were already using wireless technology.

[KEIRON10R]

 

[horse]

Unusuall for you to agree.............do you have an opinion of your own?

[KEIRON10R]

only about you pannels today pal??? 

[horse]

but that's secret jealousey!!!!

[2 pints of heavy]

 

[GRNINJA]

quality 

[horse]

Keiron is a pround Man boy..........he looks up to me!