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pat

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Monkey Business
« on: September 18, 2008, 10:45:36 AM »

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.
The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced
that he would now buy them at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and
the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to visit the city on some business
his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected.
I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."

The villagers rounded up all their savings, took out loans and bought all the monkeys. 

They never saw the man nor his assistant again, only monkeys everywhere!

OK, maybe it's not that funny, but at least now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.    :tongue3:
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Nick Zx10

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Re: Monkey Business
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2008, 10:48:45 AM »

Very good..  :icon_thumright:
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Nick Zx10

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Re: Monkey Business
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2008, 10:53:04 AM »

Just sent that to my girl friend at work, she'll love that.  ;-)
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