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[Manga_Girl]

Jamie - Devious scum of the earth.

no surprise there i have been told that all my life.  If you some day notice that the doors in the hospitals int he uk have buttons at a reasonable height to open them instead of simply pushin/pulling etc, well this is pretty much down to me, I escaped hospital at 13 months old whilst my parents where being interviewed by social services who where telling them that there is no way a child of that age could climb onto the bath, then a shelf then open up a medicine cabinate and open a childproof bottle of calpol and proceed to drink it.  Needless to say social services believed their story after that.

That's amazing!! Mini Indiana Jones

[Andy J]

fookin' class Geoff     do I detect a little improvisation there 

Andrew - Highly intelligent and wears a kilt. Poor standards of hygiene. Homicidal
tendencies ,Heavily into Pink

[mrwippy]

fookin' class Geoff     do I detect a little improvisation there 

Andrew - Highly intelligent and wears a kilt. Poor standards of hygiene. Homicidal
tendencies ,Heavily into Pink

Who Moi 

[ANN]

Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive.

Bloody great, mine is without an E, does that get me off the hook

[pinky]

Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm.



oooooooooo yes, specially soldiers 

[Kat]

Kate - kisses with her tongue and can hold a conversation whilst doing it............ 'nuf said! 

[topher454]

apparently i'm well hung 

chris  topher 

makes the mrs squeel     

[mrwippy]

apparently i'm  hung like  sparrow 

chris  topher 

makes the mrs giggle  with larfter     

 

[topher454]

thanx 4 that geoff

 

[mrwippy]

thanx 4 that geoff

 

 

[Ali-B]

"Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets" 

Look, I really do object to this, I enjoy torture and bondage as much as the next MP, but I really do draw the line at being called a train spotter. My wife, Gordon, agrees with me, and is standing by me throughout this outrage.

Yours sincerely

Etc etc

[zxyogi]

 

[r1ninja]

Is VICKi there?....been trying to find her for years!!

Choooooooooooooooooooooon !

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wdpxtnHeMSE

[zxyogi]

 

[Wh|t3R@bb|t]

"Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets" 

Look, I really do object to this, I enjoy torture and bondage as much as the next MP, but I really do draw the line at being called a train spotter. My wife, Gordon, agrees with me, and is standing by me throughout this outrage.

Yours sincerely

Etc etc

 

Made me smile on a Sunday morning whilst feeling slightly fuzzy after too much sambuca...

However personally.....I can't agree with the Andrew name.

I only feel homicidal when someone calls my family tartan "a slightly off pink"....