The Sandal Shop
> A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica.
> They were touring around the marketplace looking at stuff when they
> passed this small sandal shop.
> From inside, they heard the shopkeeper say
> in his Jamaican accent, 'Hey, you foreigners! Come in. Come into my
> humble shop!'
>
>
> So, they walked in and the Jamaican said,
> 'I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey
> make you wild at sex.'
> The wife was interested in buying the
> sandals but the husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex
> God he
> was. The husband asked the shopkeeper, 'How could sandals make you
> into a sex freak?' The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon. You doan
> haff to do nutting cept try dem on.'
> So the husband, after some badgering from
> his wife, finally gave in and tried them on. As soon as he slipped
> them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes. Something his wife
> hadn't seen in many years.
> In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed
> the Jamaican and bent him violently over a table. He yanked down the
> shopkeepers pants, ripped down his own pants and grabbed a firm hold of
> the Jamaican's hips.
>
>
> The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got
> dem on da wrong feet! Mon, you got dem on da wrong feet!'
>
