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here's another...
« on: February 23, 2007, 02:27:45 PM »

intro....a general store is a place where you can buy anything..from a toothbrush to farming equipment.....located in very rural communities...and in Canada we have lots....


sign posted on a gereral store reads ..help wanted

a fella goes in for the job.....it's a salesmans job...ever done it?...says the manager..

no...says the man..... but i really need the job and will do anything
ok..just watch me and i'll show you how its done


a man walks into the shop and orders 300 lbs of grass seed...
that will be $200.00 sir...can i interest you in a lawnmower?

thats a great idea..i never thought... i would need one those to cut all my grass..sure i'll take one too..

thats $750.00 in total sir...grass and mower....the fella pays the shop keeper and leaves the shop

you see....that is how sales are done..says the shopkeeper

no problem ..says the man..i can do it

great... says the keeper...i have to go  do some banking..you mind the shop..

ok...no problem

another fella walks into the store and asks for a box of tampons...

can i interest you in a lawnmower?..asks the new guy behind the counter

a lawnmower?...what would i need with a lawnmower?..asks the customer

well...says the new salesman...you'll be doing fuck all else this weekend...might as well cut the grass


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Re: here's another...
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2007, 02:34:34 PM »

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Re: here's another...
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2007, 03:19:53 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] the old ones are...............the old ones
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Re: here's another...
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2007, 03:21:53 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: here's another...
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2007, 07:45:45 PM »

 [rofl]
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