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the sandal shop
« on: September 09, 2008, 04:28:46 PM »

The Sandal Shop

> A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica.
> They were touring around the marketplace looking at stuff when they
> passed  this small sandal shop.

> From inside, they heard the shopkeeper say
> in his Jamaican accent, 'Hey, you foreigners! Come in. Come into my
> humble shop!'
>
>
> So, they walked in and the Jamaican said,
> 'I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey
> make you wild at sex.'

> The wife was interested in buying the
> sandals but the husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex
> God he
> was. The husband asked the shopkeeper, 'How could sandals make you
> into a sex freak?' The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon. You doan
> haff to do nutting cept try dem on.'

> So the husband, after some badgering from
> his wife, finally gave in and tried them on. As soon as he slipped
> them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes. Something his wife
> hadn't seen in many years.

> In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed
> the Jamaican and bent him violently over a table. He yanked down the
> shopkeepers pants, ripped down his own pants and grabbed a firm hold of
> the Jamaican's hips.

>
>
> The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got
> dem on da wrong feet! Mon, you got dem on da wrong feet!'
>
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JayJ

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Re: the sandal shop
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2008, 05:44:36 PM »

Havn't heard that before. Nice one [rofl]
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