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[silky22]

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful and help her keep her looks,
so left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk
when the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
he thought maybe she meant 2.5 gallons
so he knocked the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said;
" i found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk, did you mean 2.5 gallons ? "
The blonde said ;
"no, i want 25 gallons. im going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so i can look young and beautiful again"
the milkman asked;
"do you want it pasteurised ?"
the blonde says;
"no, just up to my tits , i can splash it on my face "

[pat]

Gawd that's old !


She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart.
He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best,"
She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest."

That tickled old Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.