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Wh|t3R@bb|t

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Anybody else as clumsy as me....?
« on: August 20, 2008, 12:30:04 PM »

You know what...I am a clumsy bastard....now I can understand what my missus means about me being heavy handed and all brute force and ignorance...

I am always banging into things, chipping things, bumping into people, knocking drinks over...dinner plates...you name it.  If you give me a screwdriver, and I WILL round the screw off.  Give me a spanner...and I'll round the nut off.  For someone, who has a fair amount of intelligence...I am sooo devoid of any common sense of peripheral vision....not to mention always rushing stuff...not that I need to...but just go at it like a bull in a china shop.

Take this morning...I needed to take the Ducati 748 for a service.  About 20 miles to North Wales.  So borrow Dave's van....loads the bike into the back this morning...put it on its swingarm stand (single sided obviously) and proceed to strap the bike down.  All looks good...

First right hand bend of the journey...and bang...the fucking bikes falls over....for me to then realise I had only strapped it down one side so actually I was pulling it over more than I was keeping it steady.

Cue me...having to pull over...in full view of the queue of morning traffic having to open both back doors of the tranny and lift the bike up and this time strap it done properly...I swear I could hear the cars behind sniggering...

Few scratches to bodywork but nothing major...thank fuck....what a twat!
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Re: Anybody else as clumsy as me....?
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2008, 01:04:23 PM »

....what a twat!

Glad you said it, saves others the effort.

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Re: Anybody else as clumsy as me....?
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2008, 01:23:41 PM »

I always tie the bike to the side of the van with an old scrub between the wall ... this way in don't fall over and you don;t compress the suspension  :occasion14:
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Re: Anybody else as clumsy as me....?
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2008, 01:38:25 PM »

You MUPPETT!!!!
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Re: Anybody else as clumsy as me....?
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2008, 02:00:23 PM »

just how I would do it....makes life interesting... :hello2:
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Re: Anybody else as clumsy as me....?
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2008, 05:39:55 PM »

and there you were slagging Dave off for similar when your 10 was 'clanging' about in his van lasy year  [whistle]

you bloody nerd  [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Anybody else as clumsy as me....?
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2008, 05:51:40 PM »

OMG bad news fella.............. :crybaby2:


Anyway here is a tip don`t try Wanking by your self,cus you mite pull the end off it................... :shock:


 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

get yea wife to do it for yea........... :icon_thumright:
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Re: Anybody else as clumsy as me....?
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2008, 10:51:55 PM »

and there you were slagging Dave off for similar when your 10 was 'clanging' about in his van lasy year  [whistle]

you bloody nerd  [rofl] [rofl]

 :iamwithstupid:

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Re: Anybody else as clumsy as me....?
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2008, 07:23:48 AM »

yea ! all for ham fisted barstuards.... my other half calls me " mr upsadaisy?"  i can knacker anything... :tongue3:

its an art you know :icon_scratch:
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Re: Anybody else as clumsy as me....?
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2008, 09:11:36 AM »

and there you were slagging Dave off for similar when your 10 was 'clanging' about in his van lasy year  [whistle]

you bloody nerd  [rofl] [rofl]

That may be true....however it therefore does prove Davey boy didn't strap my ten down properly too then.... [rofl]

Yep...I'm a tit...just waiting to hear from the garage now on the Duke..they never rang me yesterday to tell me what was going on.  Perhaps they took it on test ride, crashed it and they are going to have to give me a 1098....

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Re: Anybody else as clumsy as me....?
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2008, 10:06:59 PM »

yea ! all for ham fisted barstuards.... my other half calls me " mr upsadaisy?"  i can knacker anything... :tongue3:

its an art you know :icon_scratch:

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