ZX 10 R Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Welcome ZX10R Ninja Owners!!!!!
Front Page Here
Can all new members that haven't posted please read the admin and announcement page for the forum rules.

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: here's one....  (Read 4062 times)

2 pints of heavy

  • Club Racer
  • ****
  • Personal BHP 122
  • Posts: 1356
  • the green bastard rides again
here's one....
« on: February 22, 2007, 11:44:19 PM »

God gets bored after creating the Earth so he creates Man..

after several months God notices that Man is lonely and wants to create a partner for him..

God and Man have a little chat..you know..says God i can't help but notice you moping about...i can create a partner for you..and i will call it woman

Man being inquisitive says what's the catch?...

God says it will cost you a few things...2 of your fingers...1 foot...left or right doesn't matter...your left ear and your right eye...
give up all that and i will make you a partner that will cook for you...clean for you..catch and kill all the dinners...chop wood for fires and above all else will sexually please you when ever and how ever you want....how's that sound ?  says God

that sounds awesome says man...i can have all that?...wow...but it seems i have to give alot up....hmmmm....after pondering for i bit Man asks...
what can i get for a rib?
Logged
I'm from Canada...where the beer is cold ..and so is the weather

Andy J

  • RIP - Keiron
  • Super Moderator *VIP*
  • GP Hero
  • ******
  • Personal BHP 600
  • Posts: 16721
  • Near Chester - NorthWales
Re: here's one....
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2007, 11:54:31 PM »

God gets bored after creating the Earth so he creates Man..

after several months God notices that Man is lonely and wants to create a partner for him..

God and Man have a little chat..you know..says God i can't help but notice you moping about...i can create a partner for you..and i will call it woman

Man being inquisitive says what's the catch?...

God says it will cost you a few things...2 of your fingers...1 foot...left or right doesn't matter...your left ear and your right eye...
give up all that and i will make you a partner that will cook for you...clean for you..catch and kill all the dinners...chop wood for fires and above all else will sexually please you when ever and how ever you want....how's that sound ?  says God

that sounds awesome says man...i can have all that?...wow...but it seems i have to give alot up....hmmmm....after pondering for i bit Man asks...
what can i get for a rib?


and the deal was done   [clap]                               [rofl] [rofl]
Logged

MajicKwak

  • ZX10R Staff
  • GP Hero
  • ****
  • Personal BHP 205
  • Posts: 3001
Re: here's one....
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2007, 11:55:36 PM »

Hahahahaha.


I'm glad I aint' got a cuppa in my hand, it would have been all over the screen and up my nose and everything.


Very Good 2 pints
Logged
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

 I hate people who take drugs... Customs men for example...

MajicKwak

  • ZX10R Staff
  • GP Hero
  • ****
  • Personal BHP 205
  • Posts: 3001
Re: here's one....
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2007, 11:56:12 PM »

Damn that Andy's on speed or sommit.  He's post whoring like fook.
Logged
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

 I hate people who take drugs... Customs men for example...

Andy J

  • RIP - Keiron
  • Super Moderator *VIP*
  • GP Hero
  • ******
  • Personal BHP 600
  • Posts: 16721
  • Near Chester - NorthWales
Re: here's one....
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2007, 12:00:45 AM »

Damn that Andy's on speed or sommit.  He's post whoring like fook.
     

 :icon_scratch: but still less so than you Majic which reminds me .............

Majic our Morris...
   [rofl] [rofl]    [whistle]
Logged

GRNINJA

  • Super Dooper
  • Administrator
  • GP Hero
  • *****
  • Personal BHP 680
  • Posts: 25374
  • -ZX10R Ninja-
Re: here's one....
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2007, 10:27:06 AM »

yes he is creeping up on me indeed think I shall be getting worried soon  :shock:
Logged
Ride it like you stole it - or at least try

Andy J

  • RIP - Keiron
  • Super Moderator *VIP*
  • GP Hero
  • ******
  • Personal BHP 600
  • Posts: 16721
  • Near Chester - NorthWales
Re: here's one....
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2007, 03:21:05 PM »

aye, only 70 to go to catch you G.....................  [whistle]  you posting whore  :pottytrain2:
Logged

horse

  • I am a GP wanna be not a
  • GP Hero
  • ******
  • Personal BHP 216
  • Posts: 5197
  • The Shepherd is Here!
Re: here's one....
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2007, 03:33:45 PM »

Its not a competition.
Logged

Ride Hard! Play Hard!

GRNINJA

  • Super Dooper
  • Administrator
  • GP Hero
  • *****
  • Personal BHP 680
  • Posts: 25374
  • -ZX10R Ninja-
Re: here's one....
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2007, 04:11:44 PM »

aye, only 70 to go to catch you G.....................  [whistle]  you posting whore  :pottytrain2:

70 aint it more like 700
Logged
Ride it like you stole it - or at least try

GRNINJA

  • Super Dooper
  • Administrator
  • GP Hero
  • *****
  • Personal BHP 680
  • Posts: 25374
  • -ZX10R Ninja-
Re: here's one....
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2007, 04:12:22 PM »

Its not a competition.

you should be a comedian for defo  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
Logged
Ride it like you stole it - or at least try

Andy J

  • RIP - Keiron
  • Super Moderator *VIP*
  • GP Hero
  • ******
  • Personal BHP 600
  • Posts: 16721
  • Near Chester - NorthWales
Re: here's one....
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2007, 04:13:12 PM »

aye, only 70 to go to catch you G.....................  [whistle]  you posting whore  :pottytrain2:

70 aint it more like 700

i missed an 0 ............Ooops  [whistle]

Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
 

Page created in 0.106 seconds with 22 queries.