God gets bored after creating the Earth so he creates Man..
after several months God notices that Man is lonely and wants to create a partner for him..
God and Man have a little chat..you know..says God i can't help but notice you moping about...i can create a partner for you..and i will call it woman
Man being inquisitive says what's the catch?...
God says it will cost you a few things...2 of your fingers...1 foot...left or right doesn't matter...your left ear and your right eye...
give up all that and i will make you a partner that will cook for you...clean for you..catch and kill all the dinners...chop wood for fires and above all else will sexually please you when ever and how ever you want....how's that sound ? says God
that sounds awesome says man...i can have all that?...wow...but it seems i have to give alot up....hmmmm....after pondering for i bit Man asks...
what can i get for a rib?
