3 men on their honeymoon are talking in the hotel bar. They have a bet about who will make love to their wife the most that night. They decide to let each other know the score by the amount of toast they order at breakfast, so that their wives don't become suspicious.
So the next morning the three knackered looking couples come down to the restaurant and are seated for breakfast. The waiter comes over to take the orders and the first man says " Can i have three slices of toast please this morning, i'm feeling rather hungry" and looks at his rivals with a smug grin.
However his grin soon fades when the second fella says " Me too, but i'd like four slices please" and a triumphant look spreads across his face.
Finally the last man winks at the other two and says to the waiter "My man, i'm starving, i'd like six slices of toast and make two of them brown "
