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Author Topic: Mental Hospital #2  (Read 1844 times)

r1ninja

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Mental Hospital #2
« on: July 24, 2008, 06:50:22 PM »

 A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how he decided which patients should be kept in.
The director said "We fill up a bath then offer the patient a teaspoon, teacup or a bucket & ask them to empty the bathtub."
The visitor said "Oh i see, a normal person would choose a bucket as it's the biggest"

"No" said the director "A normal person would pull the fuckin plug out. Would you like a bed near the window?"
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MajicKwak

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Re: Mental Hospital #2
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2008, 06:51:03 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Andy J

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Re: Mental Hospital #2
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2008, 06:51:58 PM »

 [whistle] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Mental Hospital #2
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2008, 06:53:04 PM »

[whistle] [rofl] [rofl]

Did you go for the bucket as well Andy  [rofl]
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Re: Mental Hospital #2
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2008, 06:58:30 PM »

nah  but knew you'd confess if I made a remark  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Mental Hospital #2
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2008, 07:25:00 PM »

 :iamwithstupid: [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Mental Hospital #2
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2008, 09:34:59 PM »

nah  but knew you'd confess if I made a remark  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

Bugger, best book a room for a month or two for me then  :-(
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Re: Mental Hospital #2
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2008, 09:58:31 PM »

Nice one lol.
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