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[Kwakaholic]

  Me : Av been ridin' since adam wo a Lad !  .... roughly 80,000 miles, two off's - one when a knackered moped burst into action and back flipped... age 17.

  and another when a woman stopped half way round a round-about to wave someone on who had No Right of Way ! ! ! ... jammed mi brakes on, put mi' foot out
 
 Shit !!! ... No Ground...... road works footings.....  FuK !   

 ... oh yeah, hit a phesant last summer at about 80... but that came off worse than me ! 

 ( and another minor technicality... a woman reversed over my absolutely Mint 7R on Christmas Eve ! ... daft Bitch ! 

[zxyogi]

FOOK....wheres me abbacus.....

[GRNINJA]

couldn't tell you how many miles been riding 3 years....

Ps is this a my willy is bigger than yours thread if so Mine is massive 

[zxyogi]

Sorry Glenn.....that young black girl at harleys congratulated me on the size of mine....said it was the biggest they seen all day!!
Asked what she meant...she said....did you not notice the camera in the toilet,then looked at you and giggled,didnt have the heart to ask why......




 

[GRNINJA]

 

you weren't complaining   

 

[zxyogi]

 

[Kwakaholic]

..... Naargh ... its not a pissin contest its not my style.....   Just wondered how many wiz it down the road, and how often  . . . I'm a fairly steady eddy

[GRNINJA]

Nah not been down the road, don't intend to... think if I have a spill then thats game over for me...

[MajicKwak]

Riding since September 2005

ZZR 600                               9000 odd miles by May 2006

ZX6R                                    6600 odd miles since May 2006


Total       Approximately 15,500 miles in 17 months

No spills, dropped the ZZR a couple of times in carparks and garages though.

[Kwakaholic]

[2 pints of heavy]

been ridin' 8 years...down twice...first was 2000 hyabusa..got put into a guardrail doing 180kms ...bike was 3 weeks old and didn't make the first payment yet....walked away and picked the bike up


second was may of '06....gravel in the corner and lowsided my 10.....broke bones this time....but the 10 is back on the road...

[roxy]

been on mx`ers since i was about 12 & far to many offs most small ones n a few real bad ones.
only had 3 offs on road n track one a was coming round the roundabout when a gust of wind blew a wee plastic bottle infront of me n wiped out the front end not much damage to the bike just scratches but my knee was like a rugby ball n the one on track well you can see the outcome in how low can yea go.

[Andy J]

miles no idea only around 2k on average for the last 15 years at a guess, more like 10k a year from ages 16 - 25 and about 30k in the car a year  and I'm based in an office with little travelling for work really

anyhow that makes a total of approx 130k so not a lot for an old bloke

off's..............not a lot really....

fell off on oil on my C90 at some lights much to my annoyance when I was 17

Flipped my Honda 90 and hit a house on he edge of the street   

Then ok for an age amazingly

Wrote off my lovely zxr750H1 in 1990 after a woman pulled into me on a dual carrigeway blah blah, lots of bruising and a few weeks off work and broken hand

Flattened at a junction by a tosser in a white van when i was stationary in 2000 on my GSXR11

Not a lot really but loads off off raod offs as that's part of the fun.

Been riding since I was 13 so ahem 28 years almost 

[Manic636]

Been riding for the best part of 12 years now although before last year I had a 3 year break due to no storage space. As far as offs go I've had 3 minor (ie less than 10 mph) and one biggie at over 80 and sliding across all 3 lanes of a motorway (got up with a bruised thumb only but a written off bike) . As to miles covered well for 6 years  bike was only transport as I didn't do cars and when in Liverpool we used to do daft things like go to North Wales for a bag of chips  I did get 3000 last year on the B1 and it looks like I'll get more done this year. 

[horse]

Been riding far too long, only one off and that was the bigie! May 96 Chatham, Kent heading home Sat Morn around 9ish LGV/Ford Transit Van pulls out off layby straight into me..............Coma for 5 Days, right leg smashed(tib through skin) Fema snapped in half, Broken Back, Spleen trashed (now removed) and variuos other internal injuries, But what the hey! 2 weeks later back home and on crutches and a good year and a half on sick leave from Army and I have great scares to impress the wowen........................."did I tell you how I got them in the war!"