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[spenny]

A man was sunbathing naked,he covered his privates when he saw a little girl.  He told her he was hidin a bird, she left he fell asleep, later he woke up in pain and in hospital, he didnt know what happened. The little girl came to visit, she told him that when he was asleep she played with the bird but it spat at her so she broke its neck,burnt its nest and crushed the eggs.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills fanny.Jack got a shock, and a mouthful of cock,'cause Jill was a pre-op Tranny'!

If a women is uncomfortable watching you wank do u think?
a) u need more time together
b)she's a total prude
c)she should sit somewhere else on the bus!

[zxyogi]

  as PSG would say Vintage!!

[GRNINJA]

 

[Si-10R]

 

[pistol]

 

[arek PL]