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Author Topic: Irish Medical Dictonary  (Read 1334 times)

Kat

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Irish Medical Dictonary
« on: July 09, 2008, 09:43:23 PM »

IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY:
Artery....................... The study of paintings.
Bacteria.................... Back door to cafeteria.
Barium...................... What doctors do when patients die.
Benign.......................What you be, after you be eight.
Caesarean Section....A neighbourhood in Rome .
Catscan.................... Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize.................. Made eye contact with her.
Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
Coma........................ A punctuation mark.
Dilate........................ To live long.
Enema...................... Not a friend.
Fester.......................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula........................A small lie.
Impotent...................Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain...............Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff..............A Doctor's cane.
Morbid.......................A higher offer.
Nitrates.....................Cheaper than day rates.
Node.........................I knew it.
Outpatient................ A person who has fainted.
Pelvis........................ Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.......... A letter carrier.
Recovery Room.......... Place to do upholstery.
Rectum.......................Nearly killd him.
Secretion....................Hiding something.
Seizure.......................Roman emperor.
Tablet.........................A small table.
Terminal Illness..........Getting sick at the airport.
Tumour.......................One plus one more.
Urine...........................Opposite of you're out.
2xCondoms.................To be sure, to be sure    Hee hee hee, I like this one
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zxyogi

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Re: Irish Medical Dictonary
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2008, 09:46:25 PM »

 [rofl] nice one Kat!!
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Si-10R

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Re: Irish Medical Dictonary
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2008, 10:03:46 PM »

 [rofl]
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arek PL

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Re: Irish Medical Dictonary
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2008, 01:45:07 PM »

so most of my clients are Irish hehehehe   :headbang:
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