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zxyogi

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Old timer...
« on: July 09, 2008, 09:13:43 PM »

An elderly gentleman needs more help around the house so his family decide its time he went in to a care home, They spend weeks visting all the local homes with him to find the right one.
On his first morning he wakes up as the care astitant enters the room only for his pyjamas to fall down exposing his erect penis! The carer quickly runs over and gives him oral sex "Its all part of the service sir!"
Later that day his Son phones up to see how he's settling in "Marvellous" He replies and tells his son of the morning blow job.
The next day as he is walking down for breakfast and falls over on the stairs a male carer quickly rushes to him pulls his pyjama's down and gives him one up the arse.
Clearly upset he rings his son to come and get him out of there! He tells his son of the mornings events and asks him to come straight away.
The son pauses for thought and says
"Come on dad take the rough with the smooth yesterday you got a blow job so today you had to take one up the arse!"
The dad replies "You can fuck off ! I get an erection 3 times a year I fall over 3 times a day!"

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GRNINJA

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Re: Old timer...
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2008, 09:18:19 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Old timer...
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2008, 12:18:52 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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davemfox

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Re: Old timer...
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2008, 10:37:15 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

Dave
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Re: Old timer...
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2008, 10:59:40 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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zxbatch

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Re: Old timer...
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2008, 11:23:09 AM »

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arek PL

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Re: Old timer...
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2008, 11:42:02 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Old timer...
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2008, 12:08:20 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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