ZX 10 R Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Welcome ZX10R Ninja Owners!!!!!
Front Page Here
Can all new members that haven't posted please read the admin and announcement page for the forum rules.

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Diets  (Read 1587 times)

Andy J

  • RIP - Keiron
  • Super Moderator *VIP*
  • GP Hero
  • ******
  • Personal BHP 600
  • Posts: 16721
  • Near Chester - NorthWales
Diets
« on: June 06, 2008, 09:13:15 PM »

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you,
you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

'No, from the f**kin' skippin'



as provided by Shy daveMFox  [whistle]
Logged

davemfox

  • Super Moderator *VIP*
  • GP Hero
  • ******
  • Personal BHP 291
  • Posts: 8870
  • Aberdeenshire
Re: Diets
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2008, 05:32:38 AM »

 :icon_thumright:  :tongue3:

Dave
Logged
1993 YZF 750 SP (in PINK/white as a homage to AndyJ)

GRNINJA

  • Super Dooper
  • Administrator
  • GP Hero
  • *****
  • Personal BHP 680
  • Posts: 25374
  • -ZX10R Ninja-
Re: Diets
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2008, 10:40:09 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
Logged
Ride it like you stole it - or at least try

r1ninja

  • GP Hero
  • ******
  • Personal BHP 269
  • Posts: 5070
  • Salisbury Plain
Re: Diets
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2008, 12:14:24 PM »

:lol:
Logged

www.r1forum.co.uk

No-one needs more than seven fifty

madlad

  • Rookie Racer
  • ***
  • Personal BHP 45
  • Posts: 640
Re: Diets
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2008, 02:39:40 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
Logged
Has anyone seen my marbles?
Pages: [1]   Go Up
 

Page created in 0.097 seconds with 21 queries.