Ali G's Nursery Rhymes...
Old mother hubbard,
Went to da cupboard,
To get her old dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave da bitch a bone of his own.
Hickory, dickory, dock,
Dis bitch was sucking me cock,
Da clock struck two,
I dumped me goo,
And dropped her at da end of da block.
Mary had a little lamb,
She kept in da backyard.
When she took her panties off,
His wooly dick got hard.
Dere was an old lady oo lived in a shoe,
She ad so many kids,
Her uterus fell out.
Peter, peter, pumpkin eater,
Had a wife,
Liked to beat her,
Smacked her twice around da head,
Fucked her arse,
Den went ta bed.
Jack and Jill went up da hill,
Each wiv a dollar and a quarter,
Jill came down with two dollars fifty,
Da dirty hoe.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Trim dat pussy,
It too damn hairy.