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Author Topic: To make up for "twostrokes"  (Read 1292 times)

Wheeltrax

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To make up for "twostrokes"
« on: May 30, 2008, 12:08:52 PM »
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
« Last Edit: May 30, 2008, 01:37:05 PM by Wheeltrax »
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Re: To make up for jon177
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2008, 01:01:32 PM »
To make up for me :dontknow:

Whats that mean? Do you think ive been out of order somewhere?
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Re: To make up for jon177
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2008, 01:13:06 PM »
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Re: To make up for jon177
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2008, 01:39:54 PM »
Quote from: Jon177 on May 30, 2008, 01:01:32 PM
To make up for me :dontknow:

Whats that mean? Do you think ive been out of order somewhere?

Sincere applogies jon. My bad.
I was referring to the post by twostroke in the "Ave a laugh" section re: Green ZX10r 08 model for sale.

Got the "postee" wrong. SOOOOORRRRRYYY!  [wall]  [wall]  [wall]
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Re: To make up for "twostrokes"
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2008, 01:58:11 PM »
Ah right, No worries. :icon_thumright:
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