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fido

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Does this relate to you........BE HONEST!
« on: May 15, 2008, 07:16:27 AM »

How To Shower Like a Woman
>>
>>   Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according
>> to lights and darks.
>>
>>   Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
>> more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
>>
>>   Get in the shower.
>>
>>   Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
>> pumice stone.
>>
>>   Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
>> vitamins.
>>
>>   Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>>
>>   Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
>>
>>   Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
>> red.
>>
>>   Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
>>
>>   Rinse conditioner off hair.
>>
>>   Shave armpits and legs.
>>
>>   Turn off shower.
>>
>>   Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>>
>>   Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
>>
>>   Get out of shower.
>>
>>   Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>>
>>   Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>>
>>   How To Shower Like a Man
>>
>>   Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
in
>> a pile.
>>
>>   Walk naked to the bathroom.
>>
>>   If you see wife/girlfriend along the way, shake willy at her making
the
>> 'woo-woo' sound.
>>
>>   Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>>
>>   Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
>>
>>   Get in the shower.
>>
>>   Wash your face.
>>
>>   Wash your armpits.
>>
>>   Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
>>
>>   Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
>>
>>   Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>>
>>   Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
>>
>>   Wash your hair.
>>
>>   Make a shampoo mohawk.
>>
>>   Wee.
>>
>>   Rinse off and get out of shower.
>>
>>   Partially dry off.
>>
>>   Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath
>> the whole time.
>>
>>   Admire willy size in mirror again.
>>
>>   Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>>
>>   Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
>>
>>   If you pass wife/girlfriend, pull off towel, shake willy at her and
>> make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
>>
>>   Throw wet towel on bed.
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Re: Does this relate to you........BE HONEST!
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2008, 06:26:41 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Does this relate to you........BE HONEST!
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2008, 06:35:51 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: funny as fuck
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Re: Does this relate to you........BE HONEST!
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2008, 11:09:45 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]  You have described my antics to perfection, have you been peeping in my bathroom???
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Re: Does this relate to you........BE HONEST!
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2008, 11:13:14 PM »

wash hair  :crybaby2:  make mohawk  :crybaby2:

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Does this relate to you........BE HONEST!
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2008, 09:59:46 AM »

 [rofl] Thats near enough me to the T...but i dont do the mould spray stuff,leave that to the Missus!!........  [whistle]
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