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Author Topic: Behind Bars  (Read 1653 times)

madlad

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Behind Bars
« on: May 09, 2008, 11:48:18 AM »

In case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK
You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle

@ PRISON
You get three meals a day, fully paid for
@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON
For good behaviour, you get time off
@ WORK
For good behaviour, you get more work


@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK
You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON
You get your own toilet
@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK
You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay prisoners

@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
They are called 'managers'
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nuddy

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Re: Behind Bars
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2008, 06:17:52 PM »



Superb  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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GRNINJA

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Re: Behind Bars
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2008, 06:57:09 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] except I am a manager  [whistle]
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zxyogi

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Re: Behind Bars
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2008, 05:57:21 AM »

 [rofl] You 2 would make ideal school Prefects  [rofl]
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Si-10R

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Re: Behind Bars
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2008, 07:41:29 AM »

 :iamwithstupid:

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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davemfox

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Re: Behind Bars
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2008, 10:18:57 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

Dave
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