A young man. Ron, wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new
girlfriend. They hadn't been together very long and she
lived a considerable distance away.
He consulted his sister and decided after careful consideration that a
pair of good quality gloves would strike the right
note, not too romantic and not too personal.
Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a
dainty fur lined pair of good quality leather gloves. His sister
bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.
Harrods had a free gift wrap service but the assistant mixed up the
two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.
Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the
following letter.
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when
we go out in the evenings. If it had
not been for my sister I would have chosen the long one's with
buttons, but she wears shorter ones ( which are
easier to remove).
These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from
showed me a pair she had been wearing for
the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even
though they were a bit tight on her.
She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it
clean. In fact. She hadn't needed to wash it
since she began wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for the first time, as no doubt many
hands will touch them before I have a
chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because
they will be naturally a little damp
from wearing.
Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming
year.
I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
All my love
Ron
Ps My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down
with a little bit of fur showing.
