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roxy

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at the rodeo
« on: February 08, 2007, 05:04:59 PM »

a man took his wife to a rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
they went past the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,"this bull mated 52 times last year."
the wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said,"thats once a week lucky for some."
walking past the second pen the sign attached said, "this bull mated 120 times last year."
the wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said,"thats more than twice a week! you could learn alot from him"
they walked to the third pen and the sign attached proudly stated"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR."
the wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husbands ribs said,
"thats once a day. you can REALLY learn something from this one"
the husband looked at her and said,
"go over and ask it if it was with the same COW."
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Re: at the rodeo
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2007, 09:18:18 PM »

heheheheh...awesome
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Re: at the rodeo
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2007, 09:47:51 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: at the rodeo
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2007, 10:16:30 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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