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[Shongololo]

.... so, beggining of the week, sun is shining and I'm all eager to get on the bike and have a blast to work. Kitted up ready to leave go outside switch the alarm off, pull the oxford chain out from under the cover and notice a notch in the plastic covering. ....... lock won't come undone......some theiving, pikey, scumbag, son of a whore, c*nt, pissflap sucking, toenail has tried to steal my bike.

Thank goodness for Oxford chain and ground anchor.

So a bad day becaused that is the first time in 5 years of my bikes living out side I've had a problem.
Good day because I still have a bike.

Bike is now squeezed into side shed, just. for tonight.

I hope who ever it was gets lepresy or some other curse like getting a fucking job to pay for their own toys.

rant and sigh of relief over.

[Jon177]

Sorry to hear that mate.

Put the bike back where it was, go to sleep now, set alarm for 11pm and wait for the bastards to come back

[EXJ10R]

Couldn't belive it when you told us, fucking pond life scum shit cock sucking skag heads. At least it was still there for you to ride to work though. Keep an eye out tonight ready for when they come back and "WHAM" an iron bar should do the trick, or failing that a water pistol filled with petrol and a zipo lighter.

[Shongololo]

  yep I have a baseball bat which is pretty scarred from a previous life I used to live. Won't use it though, well not much anyway.

[rotax81]

unfortunately these things happen every now and then.
out of sight out of mind as you have planned james 
should be sorted monday 

[Shongololo]

unfortunately these things happen every now and then.
out of sight out of mind as you have planned james 
should be sorted monday 

cheers, Tony. You get my text?

[rotax81]

yep, got your text with pics and door size etc

will get one that is as close to your front door as possible without glass 

get the kettle on 

[Shongololo]

yep, got your text with pics and door size etc

will get one that is as close to your front door as possible without glass 

get the kettle on 

[EXJ10R]

Hey James, you wanna get your bike secure and I wanna get my bike out, lost the key for my back gate yale lock, so can't open it to get the bike out. 

Knob.

[GRNINJA]

sorry to here this.....

maybe you should get one of these you can set it to phone you if tripped 

http://abacuscaralarms.co.uk/store/view_product.php?product=Mobi-click%20Compact

[rotax81]

[GRNINJA]

  DOH sorry

[jpaterson69]

sounds like a close shave mate, thankfully your bike's ok.
make ya think, you normally assume it's safe at your own house!.
P.S don't want to pry, but that is very interesting forum name you have.
are you from Durban originally or either that you are a black zulu warrior ( word as you know is Zulu origin mean milipede or worm!), or did you just go their as tourist on that express train with that name.
It's just such an unusual name that's all just wondered.

Rgds
John

[GRNINJA]

yep pure Saffie tis shongololo 

[Andy J]

glad to hear that the chain etc did it's job pal 

plug it to the fucking mains that'll do the trick