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Author Topic: Dave sorry mate I think I have beaten all your jokes with this one....  (Read 3388 times)

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people please listen to the whole thing......listen to the whole thing - click here

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Re: Dave sorry mate I think I have beaten all your jokes with this one....
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2007, 11:11:25 PM »

hhahahha....that was great...i loved the part when she asked how much it was worth...i wish i knew about this 9 years ago with my split up...hahahah...
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Re: Dave sorry mate I think I have beaten all your jokes with this one....
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2007, 11:51:54 PM »

I know ..stoopid cow didn't know what hit her she went proper silent.... thinks she just wanted to cry and serves her right....
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Re: Dave sorry mate I think I have beaten all your jokes with this one....
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2007, 12:33:32 AM »

absolute quality... thats gotta be pretty high on the top ten of "how to dump your cheatin fucker of a girlfriend"!!! :headbang:
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Re: Dave sorry mate I think I have beaten all your jokes with this one....
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2007, 04:45:02 PM »

fuck top ten thats number 1 in my book
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Re: Dave sorry mate I think I have beaten all your jokes with this one....
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2007, 05:37:54 PM »

when me and the ex split up we tried the counseling thing...when i found out she was dating someone else while we were going..i showed up at her new guys place to hand deliver her court papers...the look on her face when she found out she was busted...and having to hire a lawyer..was priceless


Lawyer fees...$250.00 per hour

gas spent driving court papers to her boyfriends...$20.00

the look of her face when she found out i hired her Dad's lawyer before she could..



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Re: Dave sorry mate I think I have beaten all your jokes with this one....
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2007, 06:15:01 PM »

superb G  :hello2:
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Re: Dave sorry mate I think I have beaten all your jokes with this one....
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2007, 09:44:14 PM »

for everything else theres mastercard.............

or a whore!
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Re: Dave sorry mate I think I have beaten all your jokes with this one....
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2007, 03:32:52 AM »

you got it mikey
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Re: Dave sorry mate I think I have beaten all your jokes with this one....
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2007, 09:09:27 PM »

 blinding
bitch deserved everything
not so funny when its on the other foot though??
classic way to do it?? pissed on her xmas hehe :pottytrain2:
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Re: Dave sorry mate I think I have beaten all your jokes with this one....
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2007, 02:27:58 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Dave sorry mate I think I have beaten all your jokes with this one....
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2007, 08:56:51 PM »

definitely #1 mate do you think the radio station still has her number  [whistle] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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