a fella walks into a pub with an octopus
says that the animal can play any instrament placed infront of it.the bet's one pint ..any takers?
another fella runs home and grabs a guitar and bring it back
the octopus looks at it for a minute...and start playing the most beautiful clasical music on it
the guys takes his pint and then another guy comes into the bar with a set of drums and places it infron of the octopus
one look and the octopus is playing the jazziest beat you can imagine..the fella takes his pint
all night long this goes on until Angus walks in...places a set of bagpipes infront and steps back
after 5 minutes still no music...the owner steps up to the octopus and asks why he isn't playing ?
the octopus replies...play it?...i'm trying to figure out how to take it's dress off so i can shag it...