Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties to perform.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his
new wife to do all the dishes and house cleaning in the house. He said it
took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house
and all the dishes were cleaned and put away.
James had married a woman from Australia and he bragged that he had given
his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He
told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was
better and by the third day his house was clean, the dishes done and there
was a huge meal on the table.
The third man said the he had married a Yorkshire girl. He boasted that
the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned, dishes
washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little bit out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite
to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper.
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