At last! A decent chain letter, I normally delete these but this one is well worth a read, as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid schemes. Costs nothing, and you can only win!! Simply send this e-mail to nine of your mates!!
INSTRUCTIONS
Anaesthetize your wife (or husband), put her/him in a large carton (with ventilation holes of course), and send the carton to the person who is at the top of your list.
Soon your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women/men through the post.
Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
0.5 Miss World finalists, 25 models, 463 wild nymphos, 3,234 good-looking nymphos, 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms and 40,198 bi-sexual women.
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply sexier, hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off.
And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only five instead of nine of his friends got his original woman back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face.
On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his original woman moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me he has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
This is a unique opportunity to change your life.
No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities that are only of interest to women.
No obligations, no mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.
Do not hesitate...send this letter today to 9 of your best friends
