Grinj.... No wonder ya missus can't understand english, theres no English left that speak it, apparently some of the best
enlgsih is spoken by Scots Ooooo !
.... most of o brits have Fokd off to Spain.... an I'm join'in em asap,
( just found us a nice little place south of Alicanti .....
it just so happens there's 3 racing circuits within an hour or two's blat ! cushty !!! ....... Eeerr...Yes Luv this looks like quite a nice place, everything we need really !!! ). Needless to say, there will be B&B for those in need of a bed n watering hole !
To become Anglosized, pratice this useful say : " Oh yes please, thank you very much! " " I am looking for the Benefit Office". " I would like apply for my free house and television set. " " Where can I get my Disability Benefit " ? .... I won't money paid into my Secret Off-Shore Account. " Where can get my fake Passports and Driving Licence " . . . .
.................... get my drift...... You landed on Treasure Island .