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ok lads..help me out
« on: January 24, 2007, 07:09:14 PM »

trying to learn ...but it's difficult

china plates..... means your friends or mates
birds nest...your chest
nuclear sub...means your local pub
pork pies ...means your lying or lies

i got crimbo meaning christmas thru the posts

what else do i need to know so i can understand you all if i ever make it over there...hey i'm only a colonist eh...
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Re: ok lads..help me out
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2007, 07:23:29 PM »

 :dontknow:dont know mate im from north of the border but a bloke down in kent called me a lemon squeezer  :dontknow: still dont know if this is a good or a bad thing.
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Re: ok lads..help me out
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2007, 08:22:09 PM »

none of that rubbish up here ............ guess that's a top geezer it's all beyond me  :dontknow:

anyhow just got to see the trouble and strife she's just gone down the apple and pears    [rofl]
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Re: ok lads..help me out
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2007, 08:36:03 PM »

so this is a southern thing is it?
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Re: ok lads..help me out
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2007, 09:04:57 PM »

Heavy that is cockney slang..... to be a cockney you have to be born within the ring(chime) of the bow bells ( located in Bow in East London)

but a lot of people think the whole of the south talk like that we don't.. I am from east London originally I used to sound a bit apple n pears, china mug blah blah blah
But no one in there right mind unless they are old school cockneys or just simple still talks the full on slang anymore....

I wouldn't bother best thing you can do is if you don't understand what someone is saying it probably isn't worth listening to just nod and smile  :icon_thumleft:


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Re: ok lads..help me out
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2007, 09:07:52 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2007, 09:29:57 PM »

whew...there's a load off me mind...i guess it's like here....we do not all live in igloos...and you all don't speak cockney...if i find myself in that area...do i walk thru or like in belfast..run thru?
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Re: ok lads..help me out
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2007, 09:32:51 PM »

erm I seen a pic of you....you'll be fine .. watch out for the kids they pop a cap in ya ass for looking at them the wrong way but otherwise you'll be alright..

But believe me there should be no reason for you to go to Bow its a dive ( dive = shit hole )

If you stuck for a guide down south then feel free to hit me up... :icon_thumright:
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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2007, 11:13:40 PM »

If you start trying to talk in cockey slang, you'll stand out a million miles !!!! Probably sound like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins !!! [rofl]

As noted, it only applies to about 10 suare miles of the whole country anyway !

You'll have a hard enough time understanding the different accents around the country...................there are loads !
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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2007, 10:24:38 AM »

If you start trying to talk in cockey slang, you'll stand out a million miles !!!! Probably sound like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins !!! [rofl]

As noted, it only applies to about 10 suare miles of the whole country anyway !

You'll have a hard enough time understanding the different accents around the country...................there are loads !
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I am with rob on that one my misses has trouble understanding the accents and she is English hahaha
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« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2007, 06:13:43 PM »

i can't wait..it should be fun..i'm going to keep a tally of how many times i say excuse me?  or can you repeat that?...hhahahhai'll hit triple digits i'm sure..
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« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2007, 07:58:51 PM »


Grinj.... No wonder ya missus can't understand english, theres no English left that speak it, apparently  some of the best enlgsih is spoken by Scots  Ooooo !
 .... most of o brits have Fokd off to Spain.... an I'm join'in  em asap,

 ( just found us a nice little place south of Alicanti ..... it just so happens there's 3 racing circuits within an hour or two's blat  ! cushty !!! :hello2:.......  Eeerr...Yes Luv this looks like quite a nice place, everything we need really  !!! ).  Needless to say, there will be B&B for those in need of a  bed n watering hole !  :headbang:

To become Anglosized, pratice this useful say : " Oh yes please, thank you very much! "   " I am looking for the Benefit Office".  " I would like apply for my free house and television set. "  "  Where can I get my Disability Benefit " ?  .... I won't money paid into my Secret Off-Shore Account.  " Where can get my fake Passports and Driving Licence "  . . . . 
....................  get my drift...... You landed on Treasure Island .
 
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Re: ok lads..help me out
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2007, 08:08:04 PM »


Grinj.... No wonder ya missus can't understand english, theres no English left that speak it, apparently  some of the best enlgsih is spoken by Scots  Ooooo !
 .... most of o brits have Fokd off to Spain.... an I'm join'in  em asap,


To become Anglosized, pratice this useful say : " Oh yes please, thank you very much! "   " I am looking for the Benefit Office".  " I would like apply for my free house and television set. "  "  Where can I get my Disability Benefit " ?  .... I won't money paid into my Secret Off-Shore Account.  " Where can get my fake Passports and Driving Licence "  . . . . 
....................  get my drift...... You landed on Treasure Island .
 

Couldn't have put it better myself. Wish the spanners in power would wake up and smell the coffee and stop being so politically correct and afraid of upsetting everyone and just run this country properly.. [wall] :boxing:

Sorry rant over...

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Re: ok lads..help me out
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2007, 09:05:13 PM »

yup..show up in a boat and get money.....just think...my country is twice your size....ergo...twice as many landers.....hey...i'd like one of those fake drivers licences from England...where do i sign up?....hey..does landing on the Queen Mary II  qualify me as a refugee? :lol:
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Re: ok lads..help me out
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2007, 09:09:18 PM »

I cannot go into this subject I am far to passionate about ole blighty  :roll: enough said
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