General Category > Have a laugh in 'ere
ok lads..help me out
2 pints of heavy:
i can't wait..it should be fun..i'm going to keep a tally of how many times i say excuse me? or can you repeat that?...hhahahhai'll hit triple digits i'm sure..
Kwakaholic:
Grinj.... No wonder ya missus can't understand english, theres no English left that speak it, apparently some of the best enlgsih is spoken by Scots Ooooo !
.... most of o brits have Fokd off to Spain.... an I'm join'in em asap,
( just found us a nice little place south of Alicanti ..... it just so happens there's 3 racing circuits within an hour or two's blat ! cushty !!! :hello2:....... Eeerr...Yes Luv this looks like quite a nice place, everything we need really !!! ). Needless to say, there will be B&B for those in need of a bed n watering hole ! :headbang:
To become Anglosized, pratice this useful say : " Oh yes please, thank you very much! " " I am looking for the Benefit Office". " I would like apply for my free house and television set. " " Where can I get my Disability Benefit " ? .... I won't money paid into my Secret Off-Shore Account. " Where can get my fake Passports and Driving Licence " . . . .
.................... get my drift...... You landed on Treasure Island .
davemfox:
--- Quote from: Kwakaholic on January 31, 2007, 07:58:51 PM ---
Grinj.... No wonder ya missus can't understand english, theres no English left that speak it, apparently some of the best enlgsih is spoken by Scots Ooooo !
.... most of o brits have Fokd off to Spain.... an I'm join'in em asap,
To become Anglosized, pratice this useful say : " Oh yes please, thank you very much! " " I am looking for the Benefit Office". " I would like apply for my free house and television set. " " Where can I get my Disability Benefit " ? .... I won't money paid into my Secret Off-Shore Account. " Where can get my fake Passports and Driving Licence " . . . .
.................... get my drift...... You landed on Treasure Island .
--- End quote ---
Couldn't have put it better myself. Wish the spanners in power would wake up and smell the coffee and stop being so politically correct and afraid of upsetting everyone and just run this country properly.. [wall] :boxing:
Sorry rant over...
Dave
2 pints of heavy:
yup..show up in a boat and get money.....just think...my country is twice your size....ergo...twice as many landers.....hey...i'd like one of those fake drivers licences from England...where do i sign up?....hey..does landing on the Queen Mary II qualify me as a refugee? :lol:
GRNINJA:
I cannot go into this subject I am far to passionate about ole blighty :roll: enough said
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