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[davemfox]

New Immigration Plan...

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.  When they catch an
illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to Britain, then
he must serve a tour in the military.  Give him a soldier's pay while he's
there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
citizen since he fought for this country.  He will also be registered to be
taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq, and the aliens
trying to make a better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

 

Dave

[Andy J]

New Immigration Plan...

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.  When they catch an
illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to Britain, then
he must serve a tour in the military.  Give him a soldier's pay while he's
there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
citizen since he fought for this country.  He will also be registered to be
taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq, and the aliens
trying to make a better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

 

Dave

controversial bt a point

[GRNINJA]

  jees Andy thats not what dave actually thinks its a joke nudge nudge wink wink 

[Andy J]

jees Andy thats not what dave actually thinks its a joke nudge nudge wink wink 

I know but a brave post for a joke all the same, I sense Dave's feeling grumpy today                

[2 pints of heavy]

 

[roxy]

dave you should send this to tony blair or better still i`ll vote for you lol

[davemfox]

dave you should send this to tony blair or better still i`ll vote for you lol

  thx

Dave

[davemfox]

jees Andy thats not what dave actually thinks its a joke nudge nudge wink wink 

I know but a brave post for a joke all the same, I sense Dave's feeling grumpy today                

 

Nope, mate sent it through, and it read good 

Dave

[ZX_Girl]

Its Wednesday today right? 

[Andy J]

Its Wednesday today right? 

aye but it was Tuesday when Dave started the post 

[ZX_Girl]