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davemfox:
New Immigration Plan...

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.  When they catch an
illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to Britain, then
he must serve a tour in the military.  Give him a soldier's pay while he's
there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
citizen since he fought for this country.  He will also be registered to be
taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq, and the aliens
trying to make a better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

 :icon_thumright:

Dave

Andy J:

--- Quote from: davemfox on January 16, 2007, 08:26:18 AM ---New Immigration Plan...

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.  When they catch an
illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to Britain, then
he must serve a tour in the military.  Give him a soldier's pay while he's
there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
citizen since he fought for this country.  He will also be registered to be
taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq, and the aliens
trying to make a better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

 :icon_thumright:

Dave

--- End quote ---

controversial bt a point ;-)

GRNINJA:
 [rofl] jees Andy thats not what dave actually thinks its a joke nudge nudge wink wink  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

Andy J:

--- Quote from: GRNINJA on January 16, 2007, 09:40:56 AM --- [rofl] jees Andy thats not what dave actually thinks its a joke nudge nudge wink wink  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

--- End quote ---

I know but a brave post for a joke all the same, I sense Dave's feeling grumpy today  :tongue3:     [whistle]         [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

2 pints of heavy:
 :occasion14:

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