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Author Topic: No Offence to any Welsh members  (Read 1172 times)

fido

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No Offence to any Welsh members
« on: February 08, 2008, 08:37:22 AM »

A ventriloquist goes into a pub in Wales and orders a pint.
At the bar is an old farmer with his dog by his side, so he nods & says hello.
The farmer returns the greeting quite amiably, so the ventriloquist thinks "I'll have some fun here!"
"Do you mind if I talk to your dog? he asks the farmer.
Looking puzzled, the farmer replies "please do, but he won't talk back".
The ventriloquist bends down & says "hello doggie, how does this guy treat you?"
"not bad, he feeds me every day & takes me to the pub. Can't complain"  he answers himself on behalf of the dog.
The farmer looks a little puzzled, & has another pint.
"is that your horse outside?" asks the ventriloquist.
"Yes, but he doesn't speak either" replies the farmer.
The ventriloquist goes to the window & says to the horse "Hello, does he look after you?"
"oh yes, he grooms me regularly & keeps me well shod" he answers himself on behalf of the horse.
The farmer is now totally confused, & has another drink.
"is that your sheep outside?" asks the ventriloquist.
"yes, but you can't speak to it, that sheep's a fucking liar!" replies the farmer, very quickly.
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GRNINJA

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Re: No Offence to any Welsh members
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2008, 09:59:36 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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dazman

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Re: No Offence to any Welsh members
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2008, 12:38:44 PM »

 [rofl]    sheep  !
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Andy J

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Re: No Offence to any Welsh members
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2008, 06:12:45 PM »

made me piss myself as I found myself reading the Horses reply in a horse type voice if you know what I mean, sort of like I was reading it to a child  [rofl]  which I guess I was  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: No Offence to any Welsh members
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2008, 09:28:13 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl]
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mr K seems to have given me 50hp to much!!! but i think i can manage. O K maybe with a bit  more practice !!
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