A young pretty female teacher was taking class, she reached up to write on the top of the blackboard & a giggle came from the back of the classroom. She turned round & asked who it was ? Little Johny stood up & said ' It was me miss, when you reached up I saw one of your stocking tops.' She said 'Get out Johny, I don't want to see you for 3 days.' She continued with the class & reached up a bit further... another louder giggle & she turned round again 'who was that?' Little Stuart stood up & said 'It was me miss, when you reached up I saw both of your stocking tops !' she said 'Get out Stuart, I don't want to see you for 3 weeks' Flustered & embarrassed she continued, reaching up to wipe the board she dropped the eraser & bent over to pick it up, she turned round to find little Eric leaving the room, 'Why are you leaving Eric ?'... ' Well with what I just saw miss, my school days are well & truly over !'
