New Immigration Plan...
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an
illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to Britain, then
he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's
there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
citizen since he fought for this country. He will also be registered to be
taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq, and the aliens
trying to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
Dave