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Author Topic: Tuesday's thought for the Day...  (Read 3971 times)

davemfox

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Tuesday's thought for the Day...
« on: January 16, 2007, 08:26:18 AM »

New Immigration Plan...

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.  When they catch an
illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to Britain, then
he must serve a tour in the military.  Give him a soldier's pay while he's
there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
citizen since he fought for this country.  He will also be registered to be
taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq, and the aliens
trying to make a better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

 :icon_thumright:

Dave
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Re: Tuesday's thought for the Day...
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2007, 08:41:59 AM »

New Immigration Plan...

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.  When they catch an
illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to Britain, then
he must serve a tour in the military.  Give him a soldier's pay while he's
there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
citizen since he fought for this country.  He will also be registered to be
taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq, and the aliens
trying to make a better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

 :icon_thumright:

Dave

controversial bt a point ;-)
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Re: Tuesday's thought for the Day...
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2007, 09:40:56 AM »

 [rofl] jees Andy thats not what dave actually thinks its a joke nudge nudge wink wink  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Tuesday's thought for the Day...
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2007, 10:41:22 AM »

[rofl] jees Andy thats not what dave actually thinks its a joke nudge nudge wink wink  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

I know but a brave post for a joke all the same, I sense Dave's feeling grumpy today  :tongue3:     [whistle]         [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Tuesday's thought for the Day...
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2007, 12:53:19 PM »

 :occasion14:
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Re: Tuesday's thought for the Day...
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2007, 12:40:51 AM »

dave you should send this to tony blair or better still i`ll vote for you lol :icon_thumright:
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Re: Tuesday's thought for the Day...
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2007, 05:24:43 PM »

dave you should send this to tony blair or better still i`ll vote for you lol :icon_thumright:

 [rofl] [rofl] thx

Dave
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Re: Tuesday's thought for the Day...
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2007, 05:25:33 PM »

[rofl] jees Andy thats not what dave actually thinks its a joke nudge nudge wink wink  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

I know but a brave post for a joke all the same, I sense Dave's feeling grumpy today  :tongue3:     [whistle]         [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

Nope, mate sent it through, and it read good  :icon_thumright:

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Re: Tuesday's thought for the Day...
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2007, 05:48:05 PM »

Its Wednesday today right?  :dontknow:
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Re: Tuesday's thought for the Day...
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2007, 06:12:06 PM »

Its Wednesday today right?  :dontknow:

aye but it was Tuesday when Dave started the post  [whistle]
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Re: Tuesday's thought for the Day...
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2007, 06:34:51 PM »

 :emb:
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