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[davemfox]

Nicked this from another site....

Son asked his mother: "Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies,
"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
"Son, all household appliances come in white."

 

Dave

[HammyUK]

Dave, you're a bad man and will go straight to hell













Laughing my tits off though

[Andy J]

excellent , not heard that before     +bhp

[2 pints of heavy]

yup....the dishwasher should match the fridge and stove......but you can turn a dishwasher into a snow blower by buying her a shovel........