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GRNINJA

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funny joke
« on: December 19, 2007, 06:46:38 PM »
A man was driving down the road and ran out of petrol. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I'm out of petrol,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my petrol tank'?

The bee answered,










B ee  Pee
(I see you smiling)  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
« Last Edit: December 19, 2007, 06:55:17 PM by GRNINJA »
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Re: funny joke
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 06:52:45 PM »
I'm smiling at the thought of those little bee's urinating in the tank.
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Re: funny joke
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2007, 06:55:29 PM »
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mr K seems to have given me 50hp to much!!! but i think i can manage. O K maybe with a bit  more practice !!

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Re: funny joke
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2007, 07:06:47 PM »
 [rofl] a small chuckle :icon_thumleft:
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Re: funny joke
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2007, 07:08:23 PM »
 :iamwithstupid:   :lol:
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Re: funny joke
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2007, 07:08:50 PM »
It's fuuny now the pic is there  :icon_thumright:
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mr K seems to have given me 50hp to much!!! but i think i can manage. O K maybe with a bit  more practice !!

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Re: funny joke
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2007, 09:07:17 PM »
 :iamwithstupid:

 [wall] [rofl] [wall]

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Re: funny joke
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2007, 10:48:59 PM »
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Re: funny joke
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2007, 03:02:58 AM »
 [rofl]
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Re: funny joke
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2007, 06:11:56 AM »
That's so bad it's good  [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: funny joke
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2007, 05:16:14 PM »
didn't see that in the movie [whistle]
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Re: funny joke
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2008, 03:57:19 AM »
 [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: funny joke
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2008, 01:31:12 AM »
Bugger it, I didn't even see that coming.  However, it's cheered me up.. [clap]
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Re: funny joke
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2008, 04:40:45 AM »
speechless....uterly speechless.....it's been years since we had BP stations here
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