Women going to jump off Runcorn Bridge. A sailor says' don't do it !!! , I'll stow you away on the ship and you can start a new life in the USA. 3 weeks later she is foundand brought before the captain. He asks " what are you doing on my boat?"
She replies, " one of your sailors is stowing me away to the USA, He brings me 3 meals a day and in return i let him F**k me every nite."
Captain replies " oh he's f**king you alright, this is the BIRENHEAD FERRY!! "
Noel Edmonds is to start a new programme for the BBC in aid of Comic Relief. It will take place in Africa where the litte black F**ker's will be playing Meal or NO meal !!
Little Tommy on a farm runs indoors, Mummy Mummy the bulls f**king the cow !! NO NO tommy your must be polite and say the bulls Suprising the cow.
Later tommy runs in again, Mummy Mummy the bulls surprisiing all the cows!! NO tommmy the bull can't surprise all the cow!! YES he can he's F**ING the HORSE!
A man shaging his new girlfreind notices a photo of another man on her bedside table. He asks her is that your EX husband? No NO she replied. Another boyfriend? NO silly, she replied. Your DAD or your Brother ? NO NO She answers. WELL who the hell is it then. He demands
She replies ME 6 MONTHS AGO !!
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY ONE !
