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Author Topic: Plane Crash  (Read 1168 times)

HammyUK

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Plane Crash
« on: December 09, 2007, 07:00:37 PM »
A plane is about to crash
A woman stands up and says "If I'm going to die I want to die like a woman"
She tears off her clothes and asks,
"Is there someone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman"?
Paddy stands up,
takes off his shirt
and says,
"Here iron 'dat"
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GRNINJA

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Re: Plane Crash
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2007, 07:27:39 PM »
theres is a taxi at the door .... would it be for Hammy by any change  [whistle]

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Re: Plane Crash
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2007, 07:32:25 PM »
Just remember your coat on the way out, there's a good lad :pottytrain2:
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HammyUK

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Re: Plane Crash
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2007, 07:55:19 PM »
father in law wet himself, but then he's old school and doesn't allow political correctness in his house [rofl]
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