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davemfox:
Blonde's yearly review


January           Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.


February          Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...
Hello - bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!


March             Got really excited - finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...
Box said "2-4 years"..!!


April             Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!!!


May               Tried to make Kool-Aid... wrong instructions...  8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!


June              Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a
slope.


July              Lost breast stroke swimming competition... the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!


August            Got locked out of my car in rain storm... car swamped
because soft-top was open.


September         The capital of California is "C"... isn't it???


October           Hate M &M's... they are so hard to peel.


November          Couldn't call 911... "duh"... there's no "eleven" button
on the stupid phone!!!


December          Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!

What a year!!!

 [whistle]

GRNINJA:
that is funny I like them ones [rofl] [rofl]

Andy J:
excellent Dave  :hello2:

bleek:
what u doing next year!!!!

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