Blonde's yearly review
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...
Hello - bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March Got really excited - finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...
Box said "2-4 years"..!!
April Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!!!
May Tried to make Kool-Aid... wrong instructions... 8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a
slope.
July Lost breast stroke swimming competition... the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August Got locked out of my car in rain storm... car swamped
because soft-top was open.
September The capital of California is "C"... isn't it???
October Hate M &M's... they are so hard to peel.
November Couldn't call 911... "duh"... there's no "eleven" button
on the stupid phone!!!
December Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!
What a year!!!
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