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[HammyUK]

i havent got access to my garage for 2 months + 



never mind... fookin builders eh!!                roll on summer 

Thats your fault for getting shit scaffolders! They could easily of bridged that -


too fuckin lazy - or you secretly didn't want to pay for the extra cost.......


or you secretly didn't want to ride your pride and joy during winter.........


or your 10r

[GRNINJA]

he don't have a 10R hammy ..... he has baby beasts 


I don't have a flat screen tv, games console a car or a track bike.... I live in a shed with my laptop and sit on here all the time.....

I just find pictures of the internet and make you believe I have them 

[Andy J]

I haven't got a trackbike, a green lane bike, a drag bike or a new car       life's so damn hard 

[slapknacker]

ah well not to worry,

the best things in life are free as they say.

if we didnt have 'air' to breath we'd be bolloxd.

getting up on the misses, both doors

i dont have much but what i have i LOVE it.
you have to have nothing to appreciate sumthing.

i'm just going to check on my Deer in the west paddock after lunch,
prior to that i'll be meeting my trainer to discuss my '2' Arad race horses.

  such a jester, i cant even get channel '5'

[GRNINJA]

your all the richest men alive..... you have this forum 


 

[slapknacker]

too true, its free aswell

[GRNINJA]

 

[Kermitisaninja]

Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife. 
 

[davemfox]

...echoes of Monty Python/Secret Policeman's ball in there 

Dave

[peterpan]

I haven't got a trackbike, a green lane bike, a drag bike or a new car       life's so damn hard 

                                  Hey Andy, you want to make a bit of pocket money? thinking of getting a bigger place to live and your shed fills the bill, nice out look an all that, maybe we can do a deal. think you might have to air it out a bit first though...       

[2 pints of heavy]

Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife. 
 

luxury....