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Author Topic: GOD.  (Read 1327 times)

cartman69

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GOD.
« on: November 06, 2007, 11:22:05 AM »
God appears to a man and says he'll have to quit fags drink and sex if he wants to go to heaven. A week later God re-appears and asks him how its going? He says the fags and drink were easy to give up but when my wife bent over to take the meat out of the freezer i couldnt resist and had to give her one there and then ! God says they dont like that sort of thing in heaven. Man replies,Thay dont like it in ASDA either !
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zx10r_eck88

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Re: GOD.
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2007, 11:32:46 AM »
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GRNINJA

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Re: GOD.
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2007, 12:08:16 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Ride it like you stole it - or at least try

JediZX10R

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Re: GOD.
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2007, 02:13:38 PM »
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Andy J

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Re: GOD.
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2007, 05:43:31 PM »
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