ZX 10 R Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Welcome ZX10R Ninja Owners!!!!!
Front Page Here
Can all new members that haven't posted please read the admin and announcement page for the forum rules.

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Doing the dishes  (Read 1180 times)

JediZX10R

  • Rookie Racer
  • ***
  • Personal BHP 76
  • Posts: 677
Doing the dishes
« on: November 05, 2007, 12:45:07 PM »

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.
"No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier.
But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline.
Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES"

Logged

Andy J

  • RIP - Keiron
  • Super Moderator *VIP*
  • GP Hero
  • ******
  • Personal BHP 600
  • Posts: 16721
  • Near Chester - NorthWales
Re: Doing the dishes
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2007, 12:51:33 PM »

a golden oldie  [rofl]
Logged

GRNINJA

  • Super Dooper
  • Administrator
  • GP Hero
  • *****
  • Personal BHP 680
  • Posts: 25374
  • -ZX10R Ninja-
Re: Doing the dishes
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2007, 06:11:17 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] I just highsided my chair I love that one .... nice one  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
Logged
Ride it like you stole it - or at least try

gopher

  • ZX10R Staff
  • SuperBike Superstar
  • ****
  • Personal BHP 156
  • Posts: 2138
Re: Doing the dishes
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2007, 06:18:34 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] very good
Logged

mr K seems to have given me 50hp to much!!! but i think i can manage. O K maybe with a bit  more practice !!

HammyUK

  • *VIP*
  • GP Hero
  • ******
  • Personal BHP 277
  • Posts: 6591
  • You weigh how much? You bastard!
Re: Doing the dishes
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2007, 08:04:34 PM »

 [rofl] :iamwithstupid: +bhp
Logged
I don't need 200BHP.........................ask the guys behind me!

rotax81

  • Ex Racer
  • Rookie Racer
  • ***
  • Personal BHP 64
  • Posts: 560
  • 636 and a honda 250
Re: Doing the dishes
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2007, 08:43:50 PM »

class  [rofl]
Logged

Rockingham International short vid http://youtube.com/watch?v=aQDCOro0yZo
Pages: [1]   Go Up
 

Page created in 0.121 seconds with 21 queries.