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Author Topic: One up-manship  (Read 1139 times)

Wiz

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One up-manship
« on: November 03, 2007, 07:52:57 PM »

Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were naked in a sauna
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the
beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager,"
he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his
ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a
microchip in my hand."
The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he
had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the Sauna and went
to the bathroom. When he returned he had a piece of toilet paper hanging
from his ar$e.The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The
Irishman glanced around behind and said ..."B-jesus, will you look at that,
I'm getting a fax!!!
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Re: One up-manship
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2007, 07:54:03 PM »

[rofl] still not pics?
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