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Author Topic: In flight drinks  (Read 1913 times)

Wiz

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In flight drinks
« on: November 03, 2007, 07:35:14 PM »
A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to
Melbourne, Australia. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were
taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed
before him. The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like
a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me
too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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iceman

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Re: In flight drinks
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2007, 07:36:36 PM »
 :hello2:  :headbang:  :iamwithstupid:
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horse

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Re: In flight drinks
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2007, 07:58:34 PM »
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Re: In flight drinks
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2007, 07:59:32 PM »
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Wiz

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Re: In flight drinks
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2007, 08:01:55 PM »
Fine then horse i will take my toys and go home .... :cry:
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horse

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Re: In flight drinks
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2007, 08:02:46 PM »
Quote from: Wiz on November 03, 2007, 08:01:55 PM
Fine then horse i will take my toys and go home .... :cry:

Please tell me that's a promise and not a threat!
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Re: In flight drinks
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2007, 08:03:41 PM »
On that note to all a good night ...... [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: In flight drinks
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2007, 08:10:28 PM »
And don't come back  :iroc:
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Re: In flight drinks
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2007, 08:20:33 PM »
OK but it made ya laugh  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]  some bhp and i am gone .......
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Re: In flight drinks
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2007, 10:34:39 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: In flight drinks
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2007, 12:03:09 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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